$WASHED — Join the Rinse

$WASHED LIVE

You think you’re free?

YOU ARE BEING
PROGRAMMED

They told you "buy green", "invest for the future", "trust the market" — all narratives designed to steer behavior. $WASHED is the memecoin that laughs while pointing at the puppet strings.

Wherever you're from — post your links, drop your takes, and call out the pointless stuff: the cooking shows, the filler series, the time-stealing content nobody asked for. Feed the Washed Cycle.

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BREAK THE PROGRAMMING

We live in the age of smooth brains, smooth shows, smooth narratives.
Everything is polished — and empty.
$WASHED gives that frustration a voice.
Join the portal. Post your rants. Expose the nonsense.
If it steals your time, it belongs here.

YOUR MISSION:
  • Go to Discord channel #bread-and-circuses
  • Post the show/news that is trying to brainwash you.
  • Discuss it with the community in Telegram or X.

The Ledger of Truth (Tokenomics)

Supply1,000,000,000
Tax0% / 0%
LiquidityBonding Curve (Fair)
Mint AuthorityRevoked

*No treasury. No insider allocation. Just pure, decentralized chaos.

The Manifesto

We are promising reflection. $WASHED exists to highlight how narratives shape markets, policy and private life — with a wink and a neon grin.

STATUS: BRAINWASHING IN PROGRESS...

Join the Rinse

Connect with the decentralized delusion.